Thursday, 1 March 2012

film notes

movie time, les see here on what we're gunna see

first movie appears to utelise the olden style countdown montage

ZOMBIE MOVIE YEAH

seems alright, catchy tunes

hey I know one of those guys, he's the guy from yesterday

pretty humorous

oh so it's evrydaylife interupted by zombies, basically Shawn of the Dead style zombie movie

very non chalont

PANIC YOU GODDAMN MORON

alright this idiot is annoying, you said it

seriously, if you want the situation to be taken seriously at least talk with a bit of fear, not just being all, "whatever" about it, PICK YOUR F*CKING SETTING TYPE AND STICK WITH IT RRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I do like the inovativeness though

ok it was kind of, akright


nicde cut

alright a sword

ok so it's a parody, yeah




next movie.....


white tiger now

ok I;'m intrigued

car chase

garageband style music

ok so we're skipping it


next movie.....






action movie

guys wasted

that must warm by now

hair of the dog

whose hobbs, anmd whose phone works like that
not good dude, whatr if there're cops out today


so that's hobbs

russia

captured scientist

oooh a team

drop the tablet

ok nice effects

painted nerf guns

yeah definatly plastic

and of course women hostage

escape from wehere

bad line read

you've already cocked it you moron

you idiot EMOTE

he's been shot through the head, you don't shoot him again

oh and really styrofoam bombs, I give up

that was slow

where's the blood

um Blood?

hey it's Corwin

oh you pansy, actually hit the container

yeah that was totally due to the explosion * sarcasm

musics good though

you moron shoot him

punches not connecting

ok they really need more fight sound effects

poor form

now you shoot him

and yeah that's another thing, if you need the scientists, WHY SHOOT ONE IN THE HEAD

oh uyeah that bomb looks so secure * sarcasm

convinient

elbow him in the back then you don't get shot

ACT YOU IDIOTS, YOU ARN'T MADE OF CARDBOARD SO EMOTE

why let her have the gun

where are the knives

the only one I don't have any complaints about is Corwin, and even then it's only because he had one part

ok I admit I didn't hate the bubble shield

why arn't you reloading

inconsistent gun hands

oh now your reloading

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